• half of me:SHOW ME ALL THE SPOILERS NOW. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I WANT IT NOW.
  • other half of me:I SWEAR TO THE SKY ABOVE IF I SEE ONE SPOILER...
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ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • Romeo:I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet:I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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  • Romeo:We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet:No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo:*kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet:That was dumb of you
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  • Romeo:We should get married right now
  • Juliet:We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo:Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet:Sure, fine.
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  • Juliet:We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo:Right.
  • Romeo:It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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  • Juliet:Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo:*immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet:For fucks sake.
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fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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